Yes, she does take it up the Bum!

Hey, this is Joanna & you'll find her ready and waiting on the www.ukquickies.com website.

Waiting for sex that is. Or more specifically, ANAL SEX. Joanna called up today & I had a bit of a chat with her, and she told me a rather horny little secret.

Although she actually hasn't had sex with anyone (male or female) for about 6 weeks (which is why she's especially looking at the moment), the last time she did - she tried something new which she really enjoyed, and I must say, now that she's told me - I'm rather keen to try it for myself.

Like a lot of women these days, Joanna enjoys a good bit of hard anal sex, if that's what the man she's with is into.

But last time she hookedup with someone via ukquickies.com, the man got her into a sexual position, she hadn't tried before - and she Liked It. SHE LIKED IT A LOT.

After lube'ing up her bum hole & making it nice and accessible & easy to slip up, he licked her arse for a bit (I LOVE getting my arse licked, really I do, it feels so kinky/pervy/good).

Then he sat her on a stool sort of a chair (as in a high'ish chair with no back), with her bum accessible from behind the stool.

Then he proceeded to fuck the hell out of her arse, with her sitting bending forward on the stool, while he went at it ten to the dozen from the rear.

He spunked up there too - apparently.

Joanna is NOT an escort & just wants sex, not money in any way shape or form - Let's be 100% clear about that. We don't even accept ads from hookers or escorts or massage parlours. Just randy people. People like Joanna.

Anyway, Joanna called to say if we could add the words, 'very into anal sex' onto her profile, which of course I did for her immediately - Anything to oblige!!

So if you fancy Joannas' horny arse - you know where to look - www.ukquickies.com & don't worry if she's too far away from you, there are plenty of other women to choose from, all around the UK & a lot of them are into ANAL too.

So you can't go wrong!

WHY DON'T YOU LET ME TAKE YOU TO DINNER?

Keep an eye out for Theresa @ www.ukquickies.com - She has an offer for you....

She not only loves sex, but she loves sex and booze as well!! A woman after your own heart?

She hasn't heard from any younger men yet, and especially wants to get fucked hard and fast by a younger man; it's been her sex fantasy for years, and so far, although she's heard from, and been shagged by a few men in her age group or a little younger (she's 45++ by the way) - she really wants to meet up with a man who is in the 18-30 sort of age group.

So here's her offer - She'll buy you dinner too! Maybe at a local pub or a nice local restaurant, she especially likes either plain British, Italalian or Greek/Lebanese food.

So come on you younger guys - what more could you want? She wants you to fuck her hard and she'll treat you to a slap up 3 course din dins as well.

Fuck her hard. Up the cunt and up the arse too, if you like putting your dick where the sun don't shine. She's perfectly attractive for a woman born before 1962 & I bet she'll be able to drain every last drop of your lovely cum....

Yes, lovely cum.. I'm feeling particularly horny myself today too. Though you ain't getting dinner off of me.... However, if you fancy buying me dinner.....!

Contact Theresa the usual way & fill your belly before you fill your boots!

Have a lovely day.

Fancy Chloe Mafia?

Hey,

Have you been watching X-FACTOR recently? Or even just reading the papers!

If you have, you'll no doubt have been following the xploits of Chloe Mafia (Not her real name) who's been appearing on the show, and have been the centre of all the controversry - Is she an escort? Isn't she an escort? Does she charge £250 an hour? £270 an hour? £160 an hour!??

She's not madly sexy/attractive is she, but there's something about her that certainly is a turn-on. Am I right or am I right?!

Well, we don't have Chloe Mafia on our service (As a bi-girlie, I'd be in like Flyn if we did, although, like Steve, I really disapprove of prostitution (why pay for it when you don't need to?) and think that most prossies are dirty slappers.

However, someone new is on our service - as of today -

Here's Mariah, I think she bears more than a slight resemblance to Chloe Mafia, and better still, she's only 18.

So if you fancied yourself a bit of Chloe Mafia action - Mariah isn't just the next best thing - She's better. Younger, less rough and just a dark-haired girl who wants sexy fun.

So whether you're 18 or older older older. If you fancy her, get in contact with her as soon as possible, demand for her will be HIGH!

Visit the website: www.ukquickies.com

to find Mariah & get in touch with her.