WILL THE REAL KATE MIDDLETON PLEASE STAND UP

Only hours to go now 'til the wedding of the decade...

Any man who tried to lay a finger on lovely Kate Middleton would undoubtably end up in the Tower. OFF WITH HIS HEAD isn't anywhere near as good as give him head, is it?

Whether you're a royalist a republican or just any normal red-blooded man, you can't deny that there is a certain 'something' about lovely Kate Middleton.

SO in your interests I spent Easter Monday (when I could have been drinking and sunbathing, although the best of the Easter weather was on Friday-Sunday) trawling thru' the ukquickies.com database of women, and have come up with (or should I say CUM up with) some lovely KATE MIDDLETON look-a-likes who're on ukquickies right now, and want to get fucked fucked fucked fucked fucked. Some even want a man to do them up the bum.

So wherever you live in Britain - England, Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland - You can celebrate the royal wedding this week by having your own sex party with a waity Katie lookalike!

C'mon what red blooded British man wouldn't fancy our Princess in waiting? I can't offer you Katie on the bed dressed in nothing but sexy stockings, but maybe one of these lovely look-a-likes will satisfy your needs.

But what's that you say - You prefer redheads? Or you prefer blondes? Well pay a visit now to www.ukquickies.com & see who's new and just signed up for sex.... Or try someone who's been around for ages and is still actively searching for sex, friendship and fucking.

Here's your choice of Kate M lookalikes, contact whichever one/s you fancy most and see what you can arrange....

	AMBER OF WARWICKSHIRE "PRINCESS" AMBER wants a right royal fucking and is waiting for whoever contacts her first.
	BIANCA OF BRISTOL/AVON/SOMERSET "PRINCESS" Bianca will even let a man do her up the bum, you don't need a gold plated invitiation to accept that offer!
	CARLY OF CHESHIRE/STAFFORDSHIRE AREA "PRINCESS" Carly wants you to give her a royal command performance of pussy-licking, she loves being licked out!
	CATTI OF DERBYSHIRE Russian born "PRINCESS" Catti experienced anal sex before she 1st had pussy sex. Wonder whether she laid back and thought of 'Russia' or laid back & thought of England, while being screwed up there? She has lives in the UK for most of her life.
	ETA OF ESSEX Essex born "Princess" Eta might not look much like Royalty but she loves it very hard & rough & enjoys riding a cock.
	FAITH OF MANCHESTER "Princess" Faith is all of 18 years of age, but she's waiting for a right royal dicking from an older man who'd like to take care of her on a regular basis.
	FASTCOME of LANCASHIRE Every Princess should be able to cum fast, so "Princess" Fastcome is a beautiful natural. She's also into watersports/sexual urination, so get her sat on your throne soon!
	FAY OF SCOTLAND "Princess" Fay says she loves sucking cock so much.... Prince Charles is a bit of a dickhead, wonder whether she fancies him???!!
	HOTJODIE OF THE EAST MIDLANDS I think "Princess" Jodie looks quite a lot like CHERYL CAMBELL & She's getting known as the Peoples Princess these days, isn't she? Jodie is beautiful, sexy and doesn't charge a penny (or a pound or any amount of money!) for sex, she just enjoys it & likes it nice and regular.
	JAILBIRD21 OF NORTHERN IRELAND Hey, this 21 year old brunette has recently been in prison at HER MAJESTYS' PLEASURE! No really she has, she served 8 months. She's very very very sexually frustrated and needs a lot of fucking... You up for it... You should see some of her filthy photos too, they're xxxxxx rude even by our standards! I haven't seen much dirtier ever on the internet or anywhere.
	LUCY41 OF NORTH WEST ENGLAND This Milf is "Princess of Porn" as she's interested in creating an amateur porn site featuring her & a few of her friends & wants to find a man to help film things/have sex on camera with etc. Needs ideas & advice for the site etc. 1st ever time here.
	MAY37 OF NORTH EAST ENGLAND Sexy "Princess" May wants to rub your cock against her tongue while looking you right in the eyes. No strings. No delays. Just let her suck and then go...
	MINA OF CUMBRIA/NORTHUMBERLAND "Princess" Mina wants you down on your knees - Not to get knighted, she wants a man who'll lick her pussy for 20+ minutes at a time. Married man welcome. younger or older man welcome. Regular liasons rather than a one off time preferred.
	NEW19 OF HUMBERSIDE This new member is only 19 years old & wants a complete stranger for sexxxx times. She's had a couple of people comment on how much she looks like Princess Catherine (as Kate Middleton) shall now be known.
	OPENFRANKY OF THE WEST MIDLANDS "Princess" Franky just loves wild sex and will try anything at least twice. Contact her if you have a specific kinky/weird sex desire and want a sexy brunette waity Katie lookalike to do it with. She promises as long as it's legal - she'll do it with you. Cleanliness expected.
	SAMMY31 OF EASTERN ENGLAND "Princess" Sammy is so so so so pretty. You'd be very very very proud to have her on your arm... or to have your dick inside her. Don't miss out.
	SOPHIE19 OF YORKSHIRE Not only does Sophie look a little like Waity Katie, she's planning to go to the same University as she did (Edinburgh) next year, for now she's saving money & working as a waitress & recently had an affair with a married man. His wife found out, and forbad him from seeing her again, so she wants another married man, as she prefers married men to single men.
	TASTY19 OF WALES This gorgeous Kate Middleton lookalike is only 19 years old & needs a man who'll treat her like a Princess. A sugar-daddy no less. You don't need to be rich, just have £40-£50 spare a week. 100% privacy assured. Married man welcome. Only 1 man wanted & she's never done anything like this before.
	XMASJ OF DEVON/CORNWALL Thank GOD, this member looks more like Kate Middleton than her soon to be mother-in-law Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall! She is bisexual & wants a man to keep her busy sometimes as she's unemployed and bored too much of the time. No strings. Married guy welcome. She says she is 'Ready to get fucked hard.'
	SARA18 OF SOUTH EAST ENGLAND 18 year old "Princess" Sara wants a new boyfriend to be very close to and very sexy with. Older man welc.
	ALICIA OF SOUTHERN ENGLAND "Princess" Alicia says she 'truly adores sucking cock' & definitely wants to suck someone she's never met before in the next few days. L/term sex relationship preferred, so if you both feel horny at the same time, you can get in contact & if you're both available - give eachother orgasms. Sound fair enough to you? I should think so too, she's gorgeous.

& finally as ever, a joke for you... hope you GET it, It took me about 20 seconds until I got it!

Kate Middleton is the first person to fit into Princess Dianas' ring... Since Dodi Fayed!!

Sorry that's disrespectful to Princess Di, who I so think was great. But Arabs do like a bit of anal sex (or so I've been told), but then again who doesn't these days? LOL.

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Good Luck Wills & Kate, from everyone at www.ukquickies.com

Thanks for giving us the day off on Friday x x x x x x x x x x

BLETCHLEY TEENAGE SLUT WANTS SEX

Maurine is new to our service, a really sexy looking mixed race 18 year old girl, and when I was on the phone with her before, her natural 'I just want good sex with a stranger' attitude was a real turn on. Even for me... and I'm a girl... and Maurine isn't even bisexual!

She's in the SOUTH ENGLAND section of www.ukquickies.com & is wants free sex...

I'm a mixed-race horny 18 year old girl looking for a mature man in the I live in the town of Bletchley near Milton Keynes. I'm looking for xxx fun. I am not looking for money or anything just sexy times with a man who I wouldn't get in contact with otherwise. I'm looking for the best sex of my life, I luv gettin licked out and there's nothing I like more than sucking cock. I've never been with a married man/older man before....

So if you fancy Maurine and want to contact her, you know what to do....

GO ABERDEEN!

NEW TODAY - Virgina in Aberdeen.... Looking for sex on www.ukquickies.com

Newly Divorced 28 year old totally single (now) woman wants to have casual sex with a new man who just loves to fuck new pussy. I love sucking and getting licked out, and as well as normal sex, love taking it up the arse as long as I'm empty. Haven't done it for a few years, but I also used to do watersports (pissing) so if that turns you on, we can always give it a go...

Am happy to dress up (uniforms etc or stockings & high heels) & basically most of all just enjoy knoewing a man is really getting off on enjoying me.

TO CONTACT VIRGINA GO TO WWW.UKQUICKIES.COM & FIND HER CONTACT DETAILS. Simples!

Have a good rest of the day. Katie xxx

GONE FISHIN' !!!!

I guess there are sex parties, there are sex parties.... and THEN.... There are SEX PARTIES...

Gloria & her husband Dennis are planning a SEX PARTY, but such a weird/different sort of one that even I was quite taken aback when Gloria emailed me to ask us to publisise it & I phoned her back this afternoon.

Gloria is in her mid 30s (so is a not an older woman sex contact, but not a very very young sex contact either) and Dennis and her have 1 very definite sexual enjoyment.

They enjoy having 'objects' put up Glorias' lovely (presumerably spacious!!!) pussy and then either having someone help pull it out or for Gloria to try & use her pussy muscles to push it out.

So they're holding a sex party dedicated to Gloria and her amazing technicolor pussy... well ok, I'm exagerating about the technicolor part!!

Apparently amongst the items Gloria wants up her are - a pair of her tights, a pair of her stockings, a pair of the kneesocks she sometimes wears for sex, ping pong ball, a tampon, some huge huge huge sex toys... and other items that I'll leave to your imagination!!!

OH, I better point out - I don't think she intends on having ALL those items up her at the same time... At least I don't assume she does!

So if you want to see Gloria have loads of things put up her and brought out - I'll tell you how to arrange it, you need to be able to be in Warwick in Warwickshire on May 10th 2011.

As well as using her pussy as a sex container (can't think of a better way of putting it), Gloria is hoping plenty of men will shag her on the night too.

Bring a bottle of wine, a 6-pack of lager or a bottle of spirits along to help the party go with a BANG.

For your invite (going is FREE, except for the request for you to bring a bottle) write to me @ Katie, ukq, Suite 106, Wey House, 15 Church Street, Weybridge, KT13 8NA
& enclose 12 1st class stamps to cover our postage/admin costs.

& PS - Heard this evening that the SUNDAY SPORT NEWSPAPER should be back on the newsagents shelves in early May, just a few weeks away. As a lot of you know I modelled a little for the Sport when I was 18-19 years old & I for one am really really pleased to hear that it's coming back. I was quite heavily into girl-girl sex when I was that sort of age, and one of these days if one of you twists my arm (not literally, I have a low pain threshold!) I'll tell you the names of one or two of the other (much more famous than me!) Sport girls that I scissored with!!

Sexy Sara of Kent

Hey, what happened to the weather? The weekend was amazing, hot and sunny, today (Monday 11th April 2011) started beautifully, but now it's mid afternoon and it's gone all cloudy.

Went to the park for lunch today, got a sandwich, salad and a diet coke from Tescos on the way (my life is SO glamourous!). It always makes me giggle how many men walk past a couple of young'ish/pretty'ish girls (Me & Gloria who works for ukquickies.com as a graphic designer) & try & sneak crafty looks up our dresses as we're sitting on the grass.

GUYS, If you think we don't notice what you're up to. Trust me - WE DO.

I don't mind though, if a glimpse of my panties (pink m&s ones today since you ask!) helps brighten your day - Go For It!!

Now where was I? Sara (see todays photograph) has just joined the service. She's in Kent, near Folkestone and is married but wants more sex in her life.

As usual wirh ukquickies.com we do not allow prostitutes or escorts or anyone who is after your hard earnt money to advertise with us. Sara doesn't want to charge you a penny for sex. Or a pound or £50 for that matter.

She'll let you fuck her for FREE. FREE. FREE. Can't be clear enough about that!!!!

She just wants to enjoy her sex life more, and hopefully You will be able to help. Best of all if youre a truck driver or something, and sometimes pass through Folkestone to use Eurotunnel or a ferry - Stay the night with Sara. Anytime except school holidays, her 2 kids are away at Uni now, so it's just her & her husband at home most of the time.

But the overnight thing is just an offer. Sara just wants to suck your cock, get your cock up her pussy and taste your delicious manjuice. That's what's most important. Sex contacts are what we are all about.

SO if you can ger to the Southern Kent area and fancy Sara - find her on www.ukquickies.com & get in touch with her as soon as possible. She's 100% new to this sort of thing, her husband is 100% behind her and is so so so excited about her getting shafted hard.

I'm feeling randy, I'm off for a w-a-n-k. Haven't had sex for over 3 weeks now. Poor me! Going up to London on Saturday though, so fingers crossed I'll get laid.

Right, I'll love you and leave you. Have a good rest of the day. Katie xxxxxxxxx

A New Trend in Sex Deals?

We've always had a few but recently we seem to be having a spate (is that a real word?) of couples looking to make a special sort of sex deal with a new man.

Up & down the entire country, but especially in South West England (No! Seriously!) we're being contacted by more and more married couples (or couples who live together) who want this ---

In return for You (well not specifically YOU, you understand!? Just the man who's contacting them) having sex with the woman and the two of you having a really really good enjoyable time together in bed.... The husband/boyfriend not only gets to watch, but also...

a) gets to suck your cock for a minute or 2

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b) Gets to 'Clean his wife up' after you've Cum up her or over her. In other words, he gets to eat your spunk right down.

So what do you think? Most of the women stress that their husband/boyfriend isn't gay, just that he's into this idea of a little sucking etc. It seems to be more of a sex fantasy made reality sort of thing, rather than anything gay.

NOT that there's anything the matter with anyhting Gay. Don't get me wrong. & I'd hardly be the one to talk anyway. I've been bisexual for ages, and only last week, got drunk with my best friend (who I've known since we were 11) & we ended up snogging, kissing, then scissoring & licking eachother out. & we're in our 20s now.

We've had a sort of part-time sex thing going on for years. Sometimes we do things quite regularly, often we don't lay a finger on eachother for ages and ages. It's just a friendly reliable sex thing between us.

So anyway, where was I?

Oh yeah, the number of couples who've recently been registering on www.ukquickies.com looking for a man for the wife/girlfriend to have sex with. ON A REGULAR BASIS & in return the husband/boyfriend gets to suck your cock just for a short time, and and also lick up your sperm once you've cum.

A deals a deal in my opinion & some of the women who're doing this are gorgeous, so I think it's a great offer in my opinion.

Take a look at your local area of www.ukquickies.com to see if any couples are offering it in your neck of the woods.

We may (if I have time/energy) do a newsletter listing/showing some of the women/couples who're after this 'special deal'. So make sure you join the subscription to newsletters service, it's on the homepage of the website. And for now, here's a photo of Rebecca, she's one of the wifes in question....

So to sum up - You'd get to fuck and do what you want to Rebecca on a 2-3 times a month basis. Privacy expected and assured at all times. In return for letting Lewis (her boyfriend) suck your cock a little either before/after sex (he'd be well up for 'cleaning you up' as she puts it) & also let him eat your semen once you've cum up Rebecca or over her.

If this special deal turns you on, get on over to www.ukquickies.com as soon as possible & fill your boots. Sex is such an important part of life I think, and in my opinion, anything you can do (short of paying good hard-earnt money of course) to get more sex with more sexy women - You should go for it. Find Rebecca & other wifes/girlfriends with bi-curious husbands @ ukquickies.com

That's a point - Rebecca is NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT a prostitute or escort or anything similar. She will not be charging you a penny for sex etc. Can't be clear enough about that. We do not promote any sort of prostitution/escorting services. Just people enjoying their sex lives in a good clean dirty way - all across Britain.